Barney's Diary
Friday 24th July
The Mystery of the Flying Teddy
Hello everyone!
Today started off as a perfectly normal day... until Hunter and I discovered a very exciting treasure in the garden.
Someone, somewhere beyond our fence, had lost a cuddly toy.
We don't know how it got there.
Maybe it jumped. Maybe it flew. Maybe a squirrel dropped it. It's still a mystery! Well, we couldn't just leave it lying there, could we?
So we carried out a very thorough investigation.
We tugged it.
We shook it.
We chewed it.
Then suddenly...
POOF!
It exploded into the fluffiest white cloud you've ever seen!
Honestly, I had no idea there was so much stuffing inside one little teddy.
It floated all over the lawn. Hunter thought it was brilliant fun, and I have to admit, I rather enjoyed helping with the decorating.
Mum didn't seem quite as impressed.
For some strange reason, she spent ages picking up every tiny piece of fluff while we watched to make sure she didn't miss any.
Humans can be very peculiar.
Apparently, gardens aren't supposed to look like they've been snowing in the middle of summer.
I still think our version looked much more interesting!
Until next time.
Barney
Chief Reporter & Quality Control Manager
Crumpled Paper Productions